Miracle

Wow, its a milestone. I reached my second post. N brudder janice is stopping me from blogging cos she PM me. Gimme a minute, i reply her first..... (1 min passed, just imagine w/ me ok?)
OK, naggy jan set me back by 10mins alrdy. Anyway, i dont really hav a concept on wat to blog yet altho many many interesting things did happen today but they're too personal to blog about. Lets start with morning bus rides to sch then. OK, i dont seem to have much affinity with buses. The DAMN buses always run away from me right under my nose LITERALLY, its been like 3 consecutive mornins alrdy...
I faithfully cross the overhead bridge every mornin to the busstop so as not to waste the taxpayers' money. Unlike those uncivilised monkeys who J-walk across the road under me. I'll admit i used to be a monkey too, but evolution kinda made me evolve into a better man. haha, bullshitting. Actually its becos the fortune teller told my mum tt i'll be involved in some catastrophic accident this year tts gonna involve lots of bloodshed *shudders* N my mum evaluated tt the most common things i should avoid would be J-walking and riding pillion on motorbikes. U know how parents like to *eyes open BIG BIG* and speak in chinese, "U better don't anyhow cross the road ah! U got hear me not?!" They sound as if u got someone pregnant or u got hitched in genting last weekend. But since i'm a coward to say the least, i decided to be filial and listen to my mum. Oh yes pple, mothers' day's comin up, WARNING to those brats who forgot who brot u up so tt u can face ure computer for a longer time than u look at them in the eye. My mum hasnt tot of a gift yet, funky right? My mum gets to pick wat she wants, so no budget presents from me n my sis. I'd call that fleecing if she were'nt my favourite mother!
I'm glad tt i wuldnt hav to celebrate father's day, no presents = higher disposable income. Joy for me, cos the Great S'pore Sales is comin up. 23may! Boys and gurrrrls its time to get down and dirty, grabbing every shit u can find. We're gonna bring out the Clawing aunties and Kiasu Uncles in us. Don't bother calling out for me if u see me waging war in shopping centres, i might dig ure eyeballs out b4 i realise u'r my friend. I won't take responsibility for any bodily harm caused ok? So juz take note...
Enuf of shopping, now about me. I realise tt i'm a totally different person when i'm w/ pple i know vry well VS acquaintaces VS strangers. So if u've just known me, plis dont mistake me as a anti-social freak. haha. This blog tells alot about my personality from the way i write. Dig deep and find out, read between the lines. Tts enuf for today, cant thing of an interesting ending. But this reminds me of attention grabbers, good old Commskills. haha...

A dedication to JANICE, may u get fatter and T.S.